mstrashmonster

michaela.** .
 * media type="custom" key="4779603"My trash monsters name is trashalee. My trash Monster comes around every year. It makes a horrible screech when it trys to talk so I tryed to sticky tape its mouth I bet you want to know how that went I have to say I am not going to try that agian.My trash monster is very kind though. Shes a big fusspot about what she eats here is a list of things that she WILL NOT eat mushrooms,onions,dogs what she calls hairballs I have to say shes a hair ball herself [don'nt tell her I said that] She HATES seagulls. Once I got in the car and drove to the landfull and I did not relise that my monster was following me and next minute the car went up and the whole town shaked. My trash monster nearly swalload a dog once she spat it out strate away and I reminded her never to do that again from now on she calls dogs hairballs. She has very polite maners but she somtimes forgets to eat politely she somtimes shoves trash in her mouth. I was at the dump one day and my trash monster arrived and started eating all the trash the sea gulls started get really grumpy because Trashalee starting stealing the rubbish. By